Head over to Lose It Bitches for the guest post that was waaaay too raunchy to run in my own blog: A Frank & Honest Discussion About You-Know-What. Adults only, please.
I tried, but didn't get past the first couple of sentences. Guess I'm just a prude, but I just am not interested in reading about 'you-know-what'. Sorry.
Thank you so much for guest blogging at LIB! I learned a lot of new phrases, which kept me in stitches. And I agree that the more weight you lose, the more you feel the desire to "harness the underwear unicorn" (my all-time favorite phrase). It's also a much more fun way to lose weight than sweating it out at the gym!
Oh my gosh Jack, that is absolute genius! I have never heard so many terms for the boom-da-boom before! You have some good points and extensive research in there too, I must say I am impressed at your astute knowledge.
I didn't think too much of that post at all. It was mostly just different wordings for the same things. It just stands to reason that men [and women] enjoy sex more when they are fitter.
Uh, you forgot to call it "wacka wacka do dah" so I didn't know at first that you were referring to, uh, you know, wacka wacka do dah. But I figured it out after a while...I'm really smart that way.
Jack, admit it, you have been waiting your whole life to use all of those phrases in one place. I liked the underwear unicorn...but only men compare body parts and their functions to food items.
BTW if you ever actually said any of this to your wife I bet your dog would remain bunless and unbattered.
I tried, but didn't get past the first couple of sentences. Guess I'm just a prude, but I just am not interested in reading about 'you-know-what'. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the guest post Jack! It was wonderfully entertaining!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for guest blogging at LIB! I learned a lot of new phrases, which kept me in stitches. And I agree that the more weight you lose, the more you feel the desire to "harness the underwear unicorn" (my all-time favorite phrase). It's also a much more fun way to lose weight than sweating it out at the gym!
ReplyDeleteOh. Em. Gee. All hilarious, but you had me dying at "sour cream"...thanks for the laugh, as usual!!!
ReplyDeleteWell done, Jack... lol! Personally I loved the alliteration of 'taking the love luge on the inbound loin line'. Nicely done.
ReplyDeleteAfter my xxx body shots tonight on my blog, I pale to see how anything can compare but I'll check it out... :) lol
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Oh my gosh Jack, that is absolute genius! I have never heard so many terms for the boom-da-boom before! You have some good points and extensive research in there too, I must say I am impressed at your astute knowledge.
ReplyDeleteBatter dipping the corn dog?!?! That's fantastic!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'm pretty sure your post is only about 5 sentences with all the euphemisms.
Just kidding. Great post!
I didn't think too much of that post at all. It was mostly just different wordings for the same things.
ReplyDeleteIt just stands to reason that men [and women] enjoy sex more when they are fitter.
Dr. Oz says you gain an inch if you lose 35 lbs lol.
ReplyDeleteUh, you forgot to call it "wacka wacka do dah" so I didn't know at first that you were referring to, uh, you know, wacka wacka do dah. But I figured it out after a while...I'm really smart that way.
ReplyDeleteHa ha! Classic!
ReplyDeleteBut dude, seriously..."batter dipping the corn dog?" Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwww! LOL!
Lol. I'm sure it's nice to actually be able to see the equipment you're working with, too.
ReplyDeleteWow. Such a talented writer for a 14 year old! ;D
ReplyDeleteThe problems those old men have, that's a shame.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!! Not too smutty, not too clean!!! Just right!!
ReplyDeleteThat was to funny!!!! And so true all in one!
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I've ever seen so many euphamisms in one post. Another great one Jack.
ReplyDeleteI was doing fine maintaining my compusure while reading that until the "sour cream in the taco" part...where do you come up with all these things!?!
ReplyDeletelol! brilliant! thanks for the Monday laugh!
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Jack, admit it, you have been waiting your whole life to use all of those phrases in one place. I liked the underwear unicorn...but only men compare body parts and their functions to food items.
ReplyDeleteBTW if you ever actually said any of this to your wife I bet your dog would remain bunless and unbattered.
This is so obvious, that it begs....
ReplyDeleteFreakin' BEGS!
how was the muffin :-)
ReplyDeleteI loved the honesty. Did you know that for every 34/35 pounds lost, a man gains 1 inch of his... you get the idea. =p
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