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Water weight... I accidentally drank some water Forgot where my gym is located Gravity extra strong on weigh-in day Breaking in a new scale ...

Oh, darling. That weekend choo just had does NOT work for choo at aaaaaall. De constant snacking, dos empty calories, all dat al-kee-hall. C...

Weekly weigh-in: 206.4 Loss: -0.2 Total loss: -86.4 Emotion: Sardonic It's a proven scientific fact proven by scientists: ...

Welcome to "Same Old Sh*t" Saturday , where I give you some old stuff so I can rest up and think up new stuff. Today I'm dredg...

As I may have mentioned before, I'm giving the Philips DirectLife activity monitor a test ride. The best thing about this program is tha...

I was tired of my belly It’d been too large for too long. Caused by a sedentary lifestyle And from eating all wrong. So while my fam was vac...

It was time for somebody to step up and make a once-and-for-all determination of which juice... POM Wonderful pomegranite or Cheribundi cher...