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 From THE KING COLLECTED COLLECTION, a parody of the first chapter of (nearly) every Stephen King novel that I'm currently wrapping up.

  From THE KING COLLECTED COLLECTION, the project I'm currently working on. It's a parody of the first chapter of (nearly) every Ste...

Cannibal wasn’t his real name, of course. Everyone just called him that because… come to think of it, Wayne wasn’t sure why everyone called ...

 

  From All the Best Faces Wear Braces , a fun kids' book I wrote last year.

  From THE KING COLLECTED COLLECTION, a parody of the first chapter of (nearly) every Stephen King novel, that I'm currently working on.

From the project I'm currently trying to get published called THE COLLEEN COLLECTED COLLECTION, a parody of the first chapter of every s...