Outdoor Workout

 

So, usually I refrain from during yardwork because 

I don't want to get too tired for my workout.

 

"Do you not see how ridiculous that is?" said P.T. (Pecan Tree) Barnum.
"You can get a great workout in right here in your own backyard.
You know what I always say 'There's a sweater born every minute.'"

 

So I move about 150 logs from where they've been piled up

for three years for create another pile that I'll probably wind up

moving again in another couple of years.

 

Then I decide to go grapple with Mother Nature for a while. 

How tough can that be; she's a chick!

 

This is my favorite yardwork tool; 

you may need a tetanus shot just looking at this bad boy.

 

My wife Anita won't let me use the chainsaw for some reason...

 

Not impressed with my limb cutting prowess?

 

How about now? Yeah, that's what I thought!

 

OMFG! I found a piece of furniture under all that nature!

 

I can't take any credit for the garden; 

that's Anita's special project.

 

My daughter Pisa is growing a crop of cherry tomatoes 

that neither of us will ever taste because she plans

to eat them right there in the garden.

"It will never rain roses; 

when we want to have more roses 

we must plant more trees."

–George Eliot 

THE DAILY SCALEY

Pretty sure some of this is water weight, as in 

"Water you doing eatin' so much, jackass?"