A Red Hot Affair with the Candyman by Bess Eaton
Lust in the Lockerroom by Earl Lee Riser
A Recipe for Ecstasy by Russell Sprout
Really Hot Yoga: Downward Doggy-Style by Ben Dover
Low-Fat Arousal by Eddie Bull
I Desperately Want You, But I’ve Still Got 20 Minutes on the Elliptical by Howie Doohan
Too Much Passion, Too Many Calories by Marsha Mellow
I Lost Enough for Him to Sweep Me Off My Feet by Kenya Dewit
Silk Stockings and Worn-Out Running Shoes by Ophelia Payne
The Rendezvous Without Fondue by Eaton Wright and Liv Good
To My Health’s Desire by Brock Lee
Low-Fat Infatuation by Chris Coe
Salmon Chanted Evening by Al K. Seltzer
Deep Lunges with My Personal Trainer by Tad Moore
A Date with Density by Chris P. Bacon
Romance and Tight Pants by Hugh Jass
No More Screwing Around (Well, Except for You-Know-What) by Walter Melon
Pre-Weigh Foreplay by Brighton Early
A Little Amour, A Little-a Less by Biff Wellington
Things Are About to Get Really Spicy (Since I Learned That Cooking With Cayenne Pepper Dramatically Increases Metabolism) by Jack Tupp
THE DAILY SCALEY
Did experiment last night: my theory that drinking a bunch of beer
at a party would result in a weight gain turns out to be true.
I'm ready to subscribe to your book club. Sorry you're test with beer turned out to be right. I'm going to do a trial with red wine. Will half a bottle cause more weight gain than one glass? I'll keep you informed.
ReplyDeleteWe'll have to submit our findings to the medical journals.
DeleteJack - do you log food & all that.. just curious.. do you know what is causing the weight gain?
ReplyDeleteJody, I don't log and track simply because I'm trying to adopt a lifestyle I can live with for the rest of my life. I really am doing better in almost every aspect of my diet and health, but I'm still prone to some mindless eating, though usually nothing too, too bad. I exercise every day, and sometimes that plays havoc with my appetite. Plus, it doesn't help that everything is so damn delicious!
ReplyDeleteI don't know which I like the best, the Titles or the authors. :D
ReplyDeleteIf I wrote romance novels, my pen name would be "Tequila Mockingbird"
DeleteThank you for always reminding my that humor always has a place on this journey.
ReplyDeleteKeeping a sense of humor is the only way to keep your sanity.
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