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Thursday, May 28, 2009

What the Celery Said to Me...

  • “Hey, I’m not gonna eat myself.”
  • “Don’t smear peanut butter on me; I’m allergic to peanuts… arrrrggghhh!”
  • “Y’know, famed Italian lover Casanova made sure to include lots of celery in his diet to keep up his stamina. Wink wink.”
  • “No, you can’t put me in a Bloody Mary.”
  • “What? Are you waiting for a better offer from the brownies?”
  • “Dude, I’m celery. Eat all you want.”
  • “Medium stalk. Six f*ckin’ calories. Booya!”
  • “Close your eyes and pretend I’m French fries.”
  • “If I make you throw up, that’s even fewer calories.”
  • “Blue cheese dressing? I don’t think so.”
  • “Yes, I’m pretty sure I’m an actual food.”
  • “If you don’t eat me, I’m gonna stalk you. Get it? Stalk you.”
  • “Don’t I bring back memories of when you hated celery as a kid?”
  • “Come on, get your crunch on.”
  • “Aren’t you in the mood for a snack that tastes like *ss?”

13 comments:

  1. Never was a celery fan...come to think of it, it does taste a little like *ss. Not that I would know or anything....

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  2. mmm I love Bloody Mary's! Actually in all seriousness I like celery but I stuff it with cottage cheese and sprinkle it with salt and pepper. OR I just stir my Bloody Mary with it! hehe

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  3. How do you come up with these thing?

    lol!

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  4. You have a fondness for inanimate objects that talk, don't you? ;-) At least they all have a good sense of humor!

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  5. I do the whole "ants on a log" thing with PB and some dried cranberries ... 'cause basically I'm a 5 year old. =(

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  6. OK I found some time for google reader today, LOL...

    I hate celery! I think it's the worst food ever! I think of it as the quintessential diet food, which is why my blog is called "Not Just Celery" because I've eaten a lot of yummy food while losing 100 lbs! LOL

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  7. you know they say when you eat celery you actually burn calories eating it. BS lol

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  8. Did someone mention a Bloody Mary?

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  9. i think the throwing up one is my favorite.

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  10. I like celery. The stuff I get at my Farmer's Market is almost sweet. The grocery store stuff usually does taste like ass. Though I find this to be true for most of the produce I eat, I don't know where groceries get their stuff. Yuck

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