What the Brownies Said to Me...

• “D*mn, you’re looking skinny today.”
• “Did you know that chocolate contains phenyl ethylamine, a mild mood elevator?”
• “Wow, I’m still warm.”
• “Consider it a reward for the outstanding will power you’ve been exhibiting lately.”
• “You don’t want to waste food, do you?”
• “Yeah, but your weigh-in is days away.”
• “Is it hot in here or is it just us?”
• “It’s rude to stare.”
• “We heard there’s a party going on in your mouth.”
• “I won’t tell if you won’t.”
• “Bite me.”
• “I want you to want me.”
• “You know, I’m part of a complete breakfast.”
• “Drink me with skim milk and it’ll all balance out.”
• “You’re scared to eat me. Bawwwk bawwwk bawwwwk.”
• “So, do you come to the kitchen often?”
• “EAT US UP EAT US UP EAT EAT EAT US UP!”
• “Wow, you look like you’ve had a really stressful day.”
• “You complete me.”
• “You can start a new diet tomorrow.”
• “Brooooowwwwwwwnnnnniiiiieeeeeessssssss…”