Not Safe for Work

Some bad ideas if you're interested in maintaining health at your office job...

• Gallon jug of raspberry sno-cone syrup on desk

• Personal assistant that feeds you onion rings with ketchup while you do paperwork

• Hourly pizza break

• Combination cotton candy/copy machine

• Bottom desk drawer filled with movie theater popcorn

• Starting every staff meeting with hot dog-eating contest

• Chocolate fountain in lobby

• Laundry basket filled with peanut M&M’s

• Keeping coffee carafe filled with hot rotel dip

• George Foreman grill in bathroom stall for quick bacon frying

• Recliner in elevator so you don’t have to sit during long trip between floors

• Reading glasses made from two glazed donuts

• Software on your computer that blocks every site except Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit