• Refrain from spending time
in a cramped closet staring at a strobe light while listening to recordings of
a baby crying.
• When you’re stuck in
gridlocked traffic, use that time to practice yelling obscenities at other
motorists.
• Fishing is a great way to reduce stress, unless you’re a fish.
• Fishing is a great way to reduce stress, unless you’re a fish.
• Say a little prayer. Here…
I’ll get you started: “Now I lay me down to sleep, a bottle of vodka at my
feet, if I shall die before I wake tell my friends I drank it straight.”
• Sex is a great stress
reducer, but be careful that you don’t make a baby, which a great stress
increaser.
• Marriage can add a lot of stress to your
life, so you should probably limit yourself to one spouse at a time.
• A simple way to relieve stress is to take a long walk along a
beautiful Caribbean beach.
• Laughter releases
endorphins that improve mood and decrease levels of stress-causing hormones, so
when you’re feeling stressed just take a good look at my last performance
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I;m glad you're posting more regularly; I hope it means you're also paying more attention to your health. I especially liked the "prayer" in this post.
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What you say is soooo true my friend, This post is in September so surely u haven't given up no? lolol going to take a look around matey!
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