My pants are fitting badly and I’m feeling like a whale,
Trying to be good, but wind up sayin’ “What the hell?”
My weight is marching up.
Oh me! Oh me! How to lose weight!
Oh me! Oh me! How to lose weight!
Oh me! Oh me! How to lose weight!
The truth is I don’t know.
I have tried to count my calories; I’ve tried eating less fat.
I have tried portion sizes that wouldn’t satisfy a gnat.
If you have a brand new diet, well, okay, I will try that.
The truth is I don’t know.
Oh me! Oh me! Help me lose weight!
Oh me! Oh me! Help me lose weight!
Oh me! Oh me! Help me lose weight!
It’s time to bring it down!
I have started working out more, I have started eating less.
I am never, ever perfect but I always try my best.
What the scale will tell me this week, man, is anybody’s guess.
But I’ll keep marching on!
Oh me! Oh me! I will lose weight!
Oh me! Oh me! I will lose weight!
Oh me! Oh me! I will lose weight!
My weight is coming down.
I have lifted all the free weights, I have started doing squats.
I wasn’t really counting, but I’m sure that I did lots.
It’s really, really hard for me so please keep me in your thoughts.
My journey’s marching on!
I have to say, that was the cutest weight loss poem I've had the honor of running into. I've never been on this blog before but I was researching motivational sayings for the readers of my website to have with them and stumbled upon this one.
ReplyDeleteMarching on through march. Thanks for sharing. :-)
That was the best! Good luck with the march.
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