I Found My Porpoise!

They called me fatter, fatter, 

Fatter than Oprah,


No one could be,

Much more fatter than me.


And we know fatter, makes for a bad fate,

Time to go lose weight, time to break free.
 


Everyone loves 

The scale going down,

Ever so lovely, to lose a pound.

Start feeling better, pants not so tight

Now that I work out and watch my diet. 

Now they call me fitter, fitter, 

Fitter than Jillian,


No one you see,
Is more fitter than me,
And we know fitter’s 
So much better than bigness.

I’m all about fitness; 
I’m a true devotee!