How to Tell If Your Lifestyle is Too Sedentary

Does wildlife often mistake you for a log?

At the gym, do you have to ask which direction to walk on the treadmill?

Did you lose your TV remote, so you’ve resigned yourself to watching one channel for the rest of your life?

Have you considered suing the mall because the escalator was out of order?

Have you ever dozed off between naps?

Do you ask strangers to tie your shoes for you when they come unlaced?

If you have to park in the back of a lot, do you call an Uber driver to pick you up and take you to the door?

Do you waste time reading really stupid blogs when you could have spent it exercising?

Enough fun and games.

Get moving!