I'm a Scale Man

Chimichangas and pie ala mode.

Fried taters, I ate a truckload.

And when you eat it, 

It stays on. 

You got to worry, 

‘Cause weigh-in’s coming. 


I’m a scale man,
I’m a scale man. 

Sometimes fail, man.
I’m a scale man, 
I’ve got too much…



Couldn’t take
How much I weigh, 

So I hit the gym each and every day.
Started trackin’
What I et. 

But I ain’t accomplished
Nothing yet.
I’m a scale man,
I’m a scale man, play it, Steve.

I’m a scale man,
I’m a scale man.



Now I eat good,
Every chance I get, listen now…
Exercise…
Yeah, I work up a sweat.
I got educated about nutritious stuff.
Now I stop eatin’ when I’ve had enough.

I’m a scale man,
I’m a scale man.
I’m a scale man,
I’m a scale man.

So, grab a rope and 
I’ll lift you up 

And be your “Provide Support” Friend.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…

I’m talkin’ about a scale man
I’m a scale man, and you’re a scale man
I’m a scale man,
Oh no, scale man. 

I’m a scale man, 

And you’re a scale man.