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Monday, January 28, 2013

This Blog Is Going to the Dogs...

People ask me, "Jack, you seem to be relying an awful lot on the cuteness of baby puppies to drive traffic to your blog."

I don't answer silly questions like that because... technically, they're not even really questions. I mean, there's no question mark is there?

Do I occasionally slip a puppy into a post?

Do I abuse very young animals for your amusement from time to time?

 
Do I ask myself questions that I have no intention of answering?

Maybe you hate puppies, and if that's the case, well... I feel sorry for you, my friend.

Puppies are just one of the many health and wellness tools I use to inspire my readers to live a more healthy life.

 
I don't plan on ever giving up on my weight loss journey, and I've made arrangements so that I have all the puppies I need for as long as I continue blogging. 


 Hmmmmm... this batch isn't quite ready for blogging duty yet.


But stay tuned...

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28 comments:

  1. UnknownJanuary 28, 2013 at 5:54 AM

    I LOVE puppies! Keep posting pictures of them and if people don't like it...shame on them! :)

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2013 at 5:58 AM

    Love the puppies! You could start doing exercise tutorials with them. No weights? No problem! Hold a puppy for your bicep curls. Bench press puppies...start with poodles and work up to German Shepherds. Go Jack!

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  3. Madijo @ Fixing MeJanuary 28, 2013 at 6:01 AM

    Puppies! Keep 'em comin'!

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  4. Anne HJanuary 28, 2013 at 6:15 AM

    I am taking a job where I will be assigned to have my very own doggie!
    So yeah... LOVE the argyle sweater!

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  5. GayeJanuary 28, 2013 at 6:24 AM

    So puppies are the secret to driving traffic to your site, huh? Clever. I've only got an 8 year old cairn, but she's smallish. Think it would work? :)
    Gaye
    -sent here by Jan at Cranky Fitness. She has you on your blog roll. I can always count on her for good recommendations.

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  6. Tina@The BanditGirlJanuary 28, 2013 at 6:42 AM

    So cute, I could just eat 'em up! Wait...that wouldn't be right. They aren't on my diet. I should stick to celery.

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  7. MizJanuary 28, 2013 at 6:51 AM

    you need a bullmastiff....for bicep curls.

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  8. UnknownJanuary 28, 2013 at 6:54 AM

    I love puppies!! They taste so good :)

    EMILIO!

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  9. UnknownJanuary 28, 2013 at 8:11 AM

    I love the puppies so keep on using them up!

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  10. Crabby McSlackerJanuary 28, 2013 at 9:05 AM

    Doggone it who could resist? All the cuteness with none of the chewed shoes, fleas, or pissed-on carpets. Thanks for being our virtual pet source!

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  11. BariJanuary 28, 2013 at 9:16 AM

    PUPPIES!!! I hear they make the perfect hand weights - the weight increases as you get stronger (and remember to feed them of course).

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  12. LynJanuary 28, 2013 at 9:59 AM

    My "puppies" weigh about 70 pounds each now. You think they are good for weight loss NOW, wait til they get big!! :)

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  13. Roz @ weightingfor50January 28, 2013 at 12:42 PM

    Hi Jack. Hadn't been by your site for a while and clicked today from your ridiculously wise comment on Miz's site about the rear view mirror being small and the windsheild being big. HOW could I have not come by more often????? The puppies??? OMG...they are SOOOO adorable. Not to say that you aren't, but OMG...THE PUPPIES!!! :)I'm back on the "Jack Train"! Let the wisdom and the puppy pics roll forward!!

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  14. MELANIEJanuary 28, 2013 at 2:36 PM

    Are you a breeder? They're too cute! Don't stop using them!

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    1. Cole Walter MellonJanuary 28, 2013 at 4:46 PM

      Am I a breeder? I've got three daughters, dumbass!

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    2. BabbalouJanuary 31, 2013 at 7:52 AM

      I wondered if the puppies were a response to a too-quiet house after your daughter went off to college...wish I could fill MY empty nester house with puppies but my husband wants to retire and travel - once we're done paying tuition, of course.

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  15. stinkeyeJanuary 28, 2013 at 3:11 PM

    He is a rescuer..and he is awesome..

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  16. Yum YuckyJanuary 28, 2013 at 9:15 PM

    JackShitPuppies.com ...I can just see it now...

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  17. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2013 at 9:30 PM

    Two things you can NEVER have too much of: Cowbell and puppies.

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  18. Mary (A Merry Life)January 28, 2013 at 9:39 PM

    Why do you have so many puppies?

    Why are all the puppies so cute?

    Why am I not playing with all the puppies?

    So many questions.

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  19. JoanneJanuary 29, 2013 at 7:31 AM

    Who cannot love puppies?! I don't like those people.
    Looks like you have some new borns. Sooooooo cute! Ultimate cuteness :)

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  20. Jody - Fit at 55January 29, 2013 at 7:39 AM

    I am with Mary!!!! :) Adorable puppies.. keep them coming & people will come! ;)

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  21. ChrisJanuary 29, 2013 at 11:15 AM

    I love my dog. Real men love dogs.

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  22. KarlaJanuary 29, 2013 at 12:20 PM

    next post.... puppies that have lost weight... news at 11:00 :)

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  23. Fun and Fit: Kymberly and AlexandraJanuary 29, 2013 at 10:47 PM

    Awwwwwww. Your puppies are almost as cute as my puppy. ALMOST, ya hear me??!!

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  24. KellyJanuary 30, 2013 at 5:52 AM

    Why can't I have one of those puppies? Where are the Husky puppies? Why do you seem to be surrounded by such cuteness? Do you love all my questions?

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  25. LisaJanuary 31, 2013 at 11:24 AM

    I'm a total sucker for puppy pictures. Or kitten pictures. Keep em coming!!!

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