More Weight Loss Jingles

Alka-Sweatzer

You worked too hard.

You ate too much.

The cheesecake’s made you flabby.

Let your aching head and stomach
,
Hear this message from old Jacky.



(Sung)

I’ll-get-sweat-tee.
Pump, pump.
Fizz fizz.
I’m a hard-working workout whiz.

Pump, pump,

Fin-ished!

Oh, what a relief it is!


Gimme a Break!
Gimme a break,

Gimme a break,

Break my finger if I try to eat a Kit Kat bar.


On the Label, Label, Label
If it says cornsyrup, cornsyrup, cornsyrup,

On the label, label, label.

You should avoid it, avoid it, avoid it.

If you’re able, able, able.

Health It Our Way
Hold the mayo, eat more lettuce.

Fast food restaurants sure don’t get us.

All we ask is that you let us

Health it our way..
.
(Chorus)
Health it our way!

Dr. Blogger
I’m a blogger, he’s a blogger, she’s a blogger.

We’re a blogger, wouldn’t you like to be a blogger, too?

I’m a blogger he’s a blogger’ she’s a blogger 

We’re a blogger, wouldn’t you like to be a blogger, too?

THE DAILY SCALEY

I said I need a scale technician to come out RIGHT AWAY!