Lean muscle is the goal for me.
Tight tissue’s what I’d like to see.
Ass not spreadin’ out so far and wide.
Keep on workin’, and quit eatin’ food that’s fried.
New bod is what I'd rather own.
I’d like abs that were as hard as stone.
I just adore the way I’m shaped.
(flexing)
Dah-ling, tell someone at the zoo the pythons escaped!
Da da da daan da, the squats.
Da da da daan da, do lots.
Da da da daan da, fresh fare.
Da da da daan da, take care.
You are my trainer.
Good bye, big weight gainer.
Lean muscle, we are there!
THE DAILY SCALEY
Still outta town on biz. Who knows?
Oh lord...I'm going to hear that tune all day now!
ReplyDeleteNow, I feel old..mmm maybe this will be good for my running playlist. Thanks for the chuckle. I am your newest follower. Love your blog.
ReplyDeleteIsn't there a scale in the fitness center or anywhere in your hotel... avoidance??? ;-)
ReplyDeleteYou are very funny. I am reading this every day now!
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