It's the Carb-Not Life

A special treat for carb-beraters, Jack’s meaty new
musical number puts the “Broad” in “Broadway”

* ORPHANS]*
It’s the carb-not life for us!
It’s the carb-not life for us!

[ANNIE]
‘Steada taters, 

[ORPHANS]
We get beef! 

[ANNIE]
‘Steada candy, 

[ORPHANS]
We eat meat! 

[ALL]
It’s the carb-not life!

Got no breadsticks on our plate.
It’s the carb-not fate we hate! 

[ANNIE]
Cottage cheese, 

[ORPHANS]
‘Steada of wheat! 

[ANNIE]
All our French fries 

[ORPHANS]
Made of meat! 

[ALL]
It’s the carb-not life! 

I hate to pull the ol' link and switch, but you gotta head over to my guest turn on the Anytime Health site for the big finish.

THE DAILY SCALEY

Movin' on down!