Things That'll Get You Kicked Out of a WW Meeting

• Loudly challenging everyone in the room to a caramel apple-eating contest

• Wearing a Sumo wrestling outfit to meeting
  
  
• Bringing a more forgiving scale and offering “second opinion” weigh-ins for $5
  
  
• Standing on your chair and singing “I Like Big Butts” at the top of your lungs
  
  
• Picking a fight with somebody because she’s sitting in your “lucky chair”
  
  
• Cleaning your gun during meeting
  
  
• Screaming “I’M SO DAMN HUNGRY” every five minutes
  
  
• Wearing pants made out of fruit leather
  
  
• Taking bets during weigh-ins
  
  
• Trying to organize a séance during meeting
  
  
• Loudly repeating every single word the leader says
  
  
• Repainting the wall because you claim the wall color is responsible for your recent weight gain
  
  
• Wheeling in a wagon filled with steaming hot taco meat
  
  
• Excessive public flossing
  
  
• Spending entire meeting making elaborate candy corn sculptures
  
  
• Dressing up like a giant Gummi Bear and prancing around the room during meeting
  
  
• Trying to sign people up to your knock-off weight loss program “Weight Watchpersons” at a booth in the restroom
  
  
• Trying to hook up your own hammock to sit in
  
  
• Insisting on weighing in nude

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