Sh*t!
Who’s the tall snarky d*ck
That's a weight loss machine with all the tricks?
(Sh*t!)
You’re damn fat.
Who is the man
That passes on advice with his bloggin', man?
(Sh*t!)
Can ya read it?
Who's the cat that won't pig out
When there's tasty treats about?
(Sh*t!)
Right on.
You see this cat Sh*t is a bad blogger--
(Shut your mouth!)
But I'm just talkin' about Sh*t...
(No, I mean quit eating so much)
He's a complicated man,
But no one understands him but… well… no one understands him…
(Jack Sh*t)
Very good Shaft Talkin!
ReplyDeleteWeren't these the original lyrics? (winks)
ReplyDeleteSo the Sh*t man has some soul. Who knew?
ReplyDeletelmao...
ReplyDeletethat is hysterical...sh*t what! talkin jive yo.
thanks for giving me a laugh.
Love it...
ReplyDeleteand I don't think slapping someone for saying Happy Monday is overreaction. That is right up there with saying you have a 'case of the Mondays' lol
U are a nut!
ReplyDeleteJack, I'm on the speedy bus to Tennessee so I can have some of your warm weather. I'll be there in 5 minutes, and the guest room will be fine. ;o)
ReplyDeletePS--It has to be the speedy bus because the cold killed my car battery and it still won't start.
ReplyDeleteNice groove!
ReplyDeleteGood stuff, Jack. :)
ReplyDeleteYou are sure full of SH*T!!! :-)
ReplyDeleteTalkin jive yo! Good Monday mojo!
ReplyDeleteThe bomb!
ReplyDeleteJive turkey.
When I was reading that, this song came to mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a4eUM0i4Tk. Is that bad?!
ReplyDeleteExcellent jiving! So amazingly creative Jack.
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Thanks !!!
ReplyDeleteLOL Another great rewrite. :) Did you see Jon Stewart's bit about Cash for Caulkers?
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