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Saturday, June 20, 2009

Weight Loss Anagrams

In case you’re mixed up about it, anagrams are words, phrases or names formed by rearranging the letters of another, such as melon, formed from lemon.
  • Weight Watchers – We Watches Girth
  • Diet – Edit
  • The Fast Food Restaurant – Do Feature Hot Transfats.
  • Slimfast – Slam Fist
  • Jenny Craig – Jean Crying
  • Richard Simmons – Him Crass Nimrod
  • I’m On A Diet – Amen, Idiot
  • Frito Lay – Oily Fart
  • Biggest Loser – Bite Less Grog
  • Fat Free Ice Cream – Fierce Face Tamer
  • Green Monster – Greenest Morn
  • McDonalds – Damn Clods
  • I Am Loving It – Ailing. Vomit.
  • Hateful Diet – Futile Death
  • Dreaded Weigh-in – We’re Dead, Hiding
  • Unwrapped Foods – Drop A Few Pounds
  • Eat Less, Exercise More – Extreme Scale Soiree
  • Weight Loss Blog – Bowleg Sh*t Slog
  • Jack Sh*t, Gettin’ Fit – Jack Fine Tight T*ts
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19 comments:

  1. F. McButter PantsJune 20, 2009 at 8:48 AM

    Hey, great post again! However....more important, did you loose 6.5 lbs this week, or did I miss a post where you bragged about that...cause I would be braggin about that!

    Stiil, I can't believe that you work, sleep, eat right and excerise and you can still come up with thoughtful, funny, insightful posts. Are you even human?!

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  2. ~ugly girl with a beautiful heart~June 20, 2009 at 8:50 AM

    Tight tits eh? Care to share ~eyebrow waggles~

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  3. ShhhhhJune 20, 2009 at 8:54 AM

    Is it just me or does anyone else sneak an L in the word anagram? AnaLgram. There I go again, Jack. Sorry!

    I can't help it. Really!

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  4. VRaz60June 20, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    Too, too funny. Glad I had fresh underwear again.

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  5. KarenJune 20, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    Hilarious as usual. I think next time a cheese doodle craving hits, I'm going to think of your anagram for "Frito Lay"...LOL!

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  6. UnknownJune 20, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    LOL :) Great morning giggles from you as always! I just got smart and stopped sipping my HOT coffee while reading! :)

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  7. joJune 20, 2009 at 11:04 AM

    lol--Frito Lay has to be my favorite.

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  8. CandiceJune 20, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    Tight tits? Sounds painful to me.

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  9. wildfluffysheepJune 20, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    GENIUS as per usual. Man, how long can you keep this creativity up for mister? hmmmm? I got my eye on you!

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  10. PattyJune 20, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    Amazing...I even double checked a few and you didn't cheat!

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  11. ~closed~June 20, 2009 at 7:52 PM

    Slimfast and Frito Lay. LOL.

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  12. ~TMcGee~June 20, 2009 at 8:20 PM

    Anyone with tight t*ts and oily farts needs to see a doctor...immediately.

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  13. CraigJune 20, 2009 at 8:55 PM

    Very interesting……I’d love to be slim and fit……. Main reason is there is no time for us….please blog about how to get more time…

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  14. Sean AndersonJune 20, 2009 at 9:42 PM

    Nice. You are a genius my friend.
    Except for the Richard Simmons entry---You know how I'm in love with him! LOL
    ;)
    Sean

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  15. Cole Walter MellonJune 20, 2009 at 10:03 PM

    It's funny, Sean. I almost (and probably should have) struck that one because I know a lot of folks I respect have a lot of respect and admiration for Richard Simmons. It's not even that clever, but I'm a sucker for the word "nimrod." I'll go with the David Letterman defense: "In was in bad taste, but it was just a joke."

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  16. Mary BethJune 20, 2009 at 10:19 PM

    Hey, I heard you are giving out MOJO. I need some bad :0. Please send some to me.

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  17. Anne HJune 21, 2009 at 1:48 AM

    Jack Fit, Gettin' Sh*t.

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  18. nicJune 22, 2009 at 8:37 AM

    Oh man, those are awesome.

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  19. Journo June aka MamaBearJune 22, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    My favorite - Dreaded Weigh-in – We’re Dead, Hiding

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