More Kn*ck Kn*ck Jokes

Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Hiawatha.
Hiawatha who?
Hiawatha very bad on my diet today.

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Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight who?
Dwight way to wose weight is the eat wess and exewcise more.

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Who's there?
Winner.
Winner who?
Winner you gonna get serious about losing some weight?

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Who's there?
Botany.
Botany who?
Botany good diet books lately?

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Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you having for lunch? I’m having lettuce.

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Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce go out and see if we can find something better for lunch.

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Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame stomach is rumbling.

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Who's there?
Thumb.
Thumb who?
Thumb times I worry about Jack Sh*t…

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Who's there?
Justice.
Justice who?
Justice once I think I’ll have some cake.

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Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah way to lose weight that’s easier than this?

Kn*ck, Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to join Jack Sh*t’s Kick-Ass Half-Ass Half-A-Pound Challenge?

Kn*ck Kn*ck.
Who's there?
Werewolf.
Werewolf who?
We're wolfing down dinner over here.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you after your weigh-in.

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Who's there?
Wicked.
Wicked who?
Wicked go get ice cream if I wasn’t on this diet.

Kn*ck, Kn*ck!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice d*mn scale please give me a loss this week?

Kn*ck, Kn*ck!
Who's there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better weight loss blog than this one.

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Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I write better posts than this.