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Friday, June 12, 2009

Blog Posts I Started to Write But Couldn’t Finish

  • The Adventures of Fat-Man,The Crap-Eating Crusader
  • Famous Fatties’ Famous Last Words
  • A Serious Look at My Weight Loss Efforts Utilizing Charts and Graphs
  • 101 S’More Recipes
  • The Britches of Eastwick…A Haunted “Fat Pants” Tale
  • Fatduko
  • Comments That’ll Get You Kicked Out of a Weight Watchers Meeting
  • Ways Weight Loss is Like Professional Wrestling
  • Witty Responses to “Are You Losing Weight?”
  • Weight Loss Haiku
  • Lord of the Onion Rings (the Adventures of Fatbo Faggins)
  • Mad Lbs., The wacky fill-in-the-blank weight loss game
  • Snide Comments Simon Might Make on the First Episode of American Fat Idol
  • Charcoal Drawings of What I Had to Eat Today
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9 comments:

  1. SaraJune 12, 2009 at 6:47 PM

    Turns out the bagel
    Looked prettier on my plate
    Than on my fat ass


    (I have a soft spot
    in my caridac muscle
    for weight loss haiku)

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  2. @elohJune 12, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    I once had one of my "episodes" at the Hardee's drive thru window. I used to think they were "mini heart attacks". I prayed that God would not let me die like that...commando, wearing an old worn out robe, clutching a brown paper sack containing two, I say two Monster burgers.

    He granted my wish, I'm afraid He is going to have me "pull an Elvis".

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  3. saoirseJune 12, 2009 at 7:46 PM

    thanks for your comments, im usually needing some kind of kick in the a$$ to get stuff going.

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  4. Anne HJune 12, 2009 at 9:14 PM

    You still are, and always will be THE MAN!

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  5. LeeJune 12, 2009 at 9:58 PM

    I'll take "Witty responses to 'Are you losing weight?'" for $500, Alex.

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  6. Fat[free]MeJune 13, 2009 at 3:04 AM

    Oh, gosh - I wish people would post charcoal drawings rather than saliva-inducing lovely real-life photos of their food!

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  7. HanlieJune 13, 2009 at 4:48 AM

    You mean you've canned those ideas? I'm heartbroken!

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  8. Cole Walter MellonJune 13, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    Lee, that's actually the one I wish I had a good answer for...

    Don't worry, Hanlie; there's more bad ideas where those came from. ;)

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  9. wildfluffysheepJune 13, 2009 at 4:37 PM

    Bring on more comments :P

    Geniusly funny as always.

    Hell yes.

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