• When you get up in the morning, don’t forget to pack a
sensible lunch the night before.
• Plan routes between classes that are exactly 5 kilometers,
because there’s something magical about running 5K for some reason or another.
• Running up the giant slide on the playground burns
considerably more calories than simply sliding down it.
• Easy weight loss tip: locate a bully interested in
stealing your lunch money.
• Sit in the back of the room and, every time teacher’s head is
turned, sneak in as many jumping jacks as you’re able.
• Take THEORIES OF ADVANCED ASTROPHYSICS; have you seen how
heavy that textbook is? Quite a workout!
• Instead of ignoring your homework to binge-watch Game of Thrones, try ignoring your
homework to go for a walk around the block.
• Write “I WILL NOT START A FIRE IN THE TRASH CAN AND COOK S’MORES
DURING CLASS” one thousand times.
heheheee. You nailed it, Jack.
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