Jawin’ to the World

Jackie Sh*t had a dull blog.

He had it since 2000 and 9.

I never understood a single word he wrote,

But I sure loved to hear him whine.

And he always had a diet-y tie-in whine.

I say I’m…

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Jawin’ to the world,
Pudgy boys and girls, now.
Jawin’ to the folks fightin’ obesity.
Jawin’ to you and me.