Alternative Fat

This week – 229.8 lbs.

Loss: -50.0 lbs.

Total since starting over: -52.7 lbs.

That is a yuge weight loss! No one can lose weight the way that I can.  This is all part of my master plan to MAKE AMERICA FIT AGAIN!

Okay, I’ll own up…

That was fake news.

This week – 280.8 lbs.

Loss: +1.0 lb.

Total since starting over: -1.7 lbs.

Got too caught up flipping back and forth between watching Fox News and MSNBC and didn’t move a muscle for an entire week.

Sad!