Kalijack

Kaw-Li-Jack was an unhealthy Indian 

With a too-big gut.

He fell in love with cheese and wine

And other yummy stuff.

Kaw-Li-Jack..................................
Just sat there and never moved one bit.

So he could never get hisself more fit.



He always wore too-tight buckskins and liked his food greasy.

He had to go on Amazon and order an extra-large teepee. 

Kaw-Li-Jack..................................
Too stubborn to ever fix his diet,

Because his heart was set on cherry pie.



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Poor ol' Kaw-Li-Jack

He never did get fit.

Poor ol' Kaw-Li-Jack

It makes him feel like sh*t.

Is it any wonder

Why he’s got this gut?

Kaw-Li-Jack, that poor ol' blubber butt.



Then one day a curious notion

Entered his Indian head.

He wanted to eat a piece of pie,
But exercised instead.

Kaw-Li-Jack..................................
Just stands there as sweaty as can be.

He’s ready to get a lil’ more healthy.

[Chorus:]

Way to go, Kaw-Li-Jack

He’s on a get-fit quest.

Healthy Kaw-Li-Jack

He’s finally doing his best.

Is it any wonder

Since he got out of that rut?

Kaw-Li-Jack, that former blubber butt.