Too-Tight Jeans

I think I'm chubby

Without any sweatshirt on.

I think I'm flabby

Like a Jabba-the-Hut-like spawn.

I know you get me

So just watch my weight come down, dooowwwn.

Before you met me,

I was alright but thighs

Were kinda heavy

It threatened my life

Then things got very scary

I weigh more than Frankenstein, Frankenstein

Let's go all the way to goal.

No regains, just loss.

Wear fat pants, until we diet.

You and I, will be fit forever.

[Chorus:]

You make me feel

Like I'm slippin' on

Too-tight jeans

The way you turn me 'round

Take a leap.

Let's run away and

Don't ever look fat,

Don't ever look fat.