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Friday, May 22, 2015
Jingle Jangle
I Want My Body Back
I want my body back, body back, body back
I want my body back, body back, body back
Don’t go to Chili’s!
Body back … Reelz!
The Fatta Song
Don’t ya wanna not get fatta?
Don’t ya wanna not get fatta?
Don’t ya wanna not get fatta?
Don’t ya wanna not get fatta?
Check-in on the Sea
Ask any mermaid
You happen to see,
What's a good exercise?
Swimming, you see!
I Can Bring Home the Bacon
I can bring home the bacon,
Fry it up in a pan.
Whoops, I forgot that’s not on the plan.
Because I'm a veeeeegan,
V-E-G-A-N. Eatsomebeets.
The Post-Workout Mix
Owww Owww Owww Owww,
Owww Owww Owww Owww,
Owww Owww Owww Owww Owww Owww Owww Owww
Owww Owww Owww Owww,
Owww Owww Owww Owww,
Owww Owww Owww Owww Owww,
Hey, Big Sweater
The minute you walk in the gym
Perspiration starts to fly right off you.
The janitor wants to mop you.
Hey, big sweater,
Don’t…
Get your sweat on me.
How have I only just stumbled across your blog? This is all kinds of awesome.
ReplyDeleteThanks for approaching a sometimes fraught subject with such a sense of humour!