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Friday, May 22, 2015

Jingle Jangle




I Want My Body Back
I want my body back, body back, body back
I want my body back, body back, body back
Don’t go to Chili’s!
Body back … Reelz!



The Fatta Song
Don’t ya wanna not get fatta?
Don’t ya wanna not get fatta?
Don’t ya wanna not get fatta?
Don’t ya wanna not get fatta?



Check-in on the Sea
Ask any mermaid 

You happen to see, 

What's a good exercise?

Swimming, you see!



I Can Bring Home the Bacon
I can bring home the bacon,

Fry it up in a pan.
Whoops, I forgot that’s not on the plan.

Because I'm a veeeeegan, 

V-E-G-A-N. Eatsomebeets.



The Post-Workout Mix
Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww,

Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww,

Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww

Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww,

Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww,

Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww  Owww,



Hey, Big Sweater
The minute you walk in the gym
Perspiration starts to fly right off you. 
The janitor wants to mop you.

Hey, big sweater,

Don’t…
Get your sweat on me.

1 comment:

  1. How have I only just stumbled across your blog? This is all kinds of awesome.

    Thanks for approaching a sometimes fraught subject with such a sense of humour!

    ReplyDelete