• Bouquet of prunes
• Gift certificate for free spotting as she bench presses 200 lbs.
• Low-fat perfume
• Running slippers
• Lap dance from Richard “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” Simmons
• Candle that smells like gym bag
• Bottle of diet wine
• Squash-of-the-Month Club membership
• Yoga mumu
• New scale (trust me…. mothers love this gift)
• Low-sodium bath salts
• T-shirt that says “ASK ME ABOUT MY SON’S BLOG”
I was thinking about chocolate-less roses, you know the one that grows on bushes. But because you recommended it, it will be a scale and I think it's such a great idea and I'm generous, I'll get her a T-shirt saying: "ASK ME ABOUT JACK'S BLOG"
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