• Ask receptionist to replace bowl of candy on front desk
with platter of fresh chard.
• Don’t make out with any co-workers who exhibit cold or flu
symptoms.
• Studies have found that some privacy at work can boost job
performance and satisfaction, so hide out in the
supply closet for at least an hour a day.
• Staring at a computer screen all
day can cause your eyes to get tired and dry, so spend a few minutes each hour
crying inconsolably.
• During long business meetings,
try to organize a quick hoe-down; square dancing burns a surprising amount of
calories!
• You can tell if you are choosing
the right ergonomic office chair if the price tag makes you say “errrrrrg!”
• Preparing your meals and snacks for the next day the night before is a
good idea. Eating those meals and snacks in the driveway on your way to work is
not.
• Stand while you’re on
hold when you’re on the phone with Comcast, but only attempt this if you’re in
good enough shape to be on your feet for 12 hours or more.
I tried the crying, but what happen is that I got more privacy. I end up being so much more productive. Thanks for the advice, I'll try some next time I come out of retirement!
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ReplyDeleteHiding in the supply closet is my equivalent of hitting up the bathroom stall 20+ times a day.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the good laugh!!
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