“Grease” Is Not Necessarily the Word

Slimmer livin’, had me a blast.

Slimmer livin’, lost so much ass!

Met my foe: obesity.


Met my future: fit as can be.

Slimmer days,

They’re here to stay,


And, uh oh, those slimmer nights!

Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!


Tell me more, tell me more.

Are you better in bed?


Do it more, do it more.

Hey now… that’s what she said.

She looked at me, tightening my belt
.

She said to me, you look a smidgen more svelte.


Saved my life, now that I’m less obese.

Ask my wife, sex drive’s increased.

Slimmer bod, still kinda flawed,

And, uh oh, those slimmer nights.


Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!


Tell me more, tell me more

Hey, a gent doesn’t say.

Tell me more, tell me more

Just passed fifty-one shades of gray.

Feelin’ good, she thinks I’m hot stuff.

Oh my god, I’m dancin’ round in the buff.

We make out like a couple of teens

Snake is out, if you knows what I means.

Slimmer frame, that’s still my aim.

And, uh oh, those slimmer nights.