• Jog topless and catch beads thrown at you.
• Eat a slice of a King (Rice)Cake.
• Move your azz to some jazz.
• Drink a Hurrican’t (that’s a “Hurricane” without the rum, juice or syrup).
• Wear a mask to the gym (come to think of it, that’s a good idea anytime… who is that guy that never wipes his sweat off the elliptical?).
• Make a voodoo doll of yourself and then make it do 100 crunches
• Have my famous “bean-ignet” (benignets made from heart-healthy pinto beans)
• Jump over puddles of vomit on Bourbon Street.
• Don’t do any of the stuff you normally do to celebrate Mardi Gras.
That voodoo doll idea is brilliant! You need a kickstarter campaign. All our weight troubles are over.
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