• Nasty knot in laces of my running shoes kept me from
participating in any 5K races.
• Haven’t been able to locate an exact duplicate of myself
so that we can split a gym membership.
• Wife won’t let me make my “Healthy Kale Casserole” anymore
because (1) it uses an entire block of Velvetta cheese and (2) it doesn’t have
any kale in it.
• Didn’t complete my quest to be able to do 25 chin-ups at
one time (still holding at “almost one”)
• Made a personal trainer laugh, cry and vomit all during
one session.
• Signed up for spinning class, but went to wrong room (just
a bunch of people riding bicycles).
• Discount food-tracking app I downloaded counted gallon of
banana pudding as 15 calories.
• According to Google Analytics, the Pope still doesn’t read my blog.
• According to Google Analytics, the Pope still doesn’t read my blog.
Well, I have had both Jim Harbaugh AND David Beckham 'like' Tweets of mine in the past week, so I'm riding pretty high myself, at the moment. LOL
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I had that first one as well. Damn knot.
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