• Bouquet of prunes
• Gift certificate for free spotting as she bench presses 200 lbs.
• Low-fat perfume
• Running slippers
• Lap dance from Richard “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” Simmons
• Candle that smells like gym bag
• Bottle of diet wine
• Squash-of-the-Month Club membership
• Yoga mumu
• New scale (trust me…. Mothers love this gift)
• Low-sodium bath salts
• T-shirt that says “ASK ME ABOUT MY SON’S BLOG”
I have been harassing my mother all week with gift suggestions from magazines for Mom. Its all send Mom skydiving or buy her a bike helmet with a camera or an iron. She is already threatening to cancel the event and this list might just put her over the top.
ReplyDeleteI think a nice pair of spanx is always a good gift.
ReplyDeleteWhat if I got my mom all those gifts already and she still wants more? A new vacuum for liposuction?
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