You Know What Confush*t Say...

Confush*t Say…

…person who drink too many colas find weigh-ins soda pressing.

…person who dislike salad because it doesn’t have enough dressing should put some cloves on it.

…person who avoids donuts dozen have to worry about gaining weight from them.

…person who don’t like root vegetables don't carrot all about good health.

…person who run with bad footwear suffer agony of defeat.

…person who eats a lot of pickles is kind of a big dill.

…person who try to lose weight will succeed if they truly believe that shed happens.

…person who who write diet books live off the fat of the land.

…person who eat fresh fruit recognize kiwi to good Heath

…person who want to be mountain climber need to be in peak condition.

…person who eats too many pancakes find weight crepe up.

…person who drink too much coffee could get brewed awakening.

…person who put off prostate exam usually get it in the end.

Confush*t recognizes the importance
of good health, but always believes you
should eat ice cream if it’s sherbet day.

Confush*t's motto:

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff

or stuff the cheesy puffs.