More Healthy Office Strategies

• Raise your desk by five feet so that you spend entire day jumping up and down.

• One way to make yourself drink more water during the day is to invent a computer that's powered by straw-suction.

• To build strong wrists and triceps, consider using a 50-lb ballpoint pen.

• Three words: supply room yoga.

• When a co-worker brings in a plate of homemade brownies, the best thing to do is to pray to whatever god or gods you believe in for strength.

• Meetings can be made more healthy by being held at a spin class.

• A tie made of fruit leather is both stylish and low-calorie.

• Whittle a life-sized replica to sit at your desk while you go for a run.