It's a Three-Dog Night Kinda Night...

Jackie Sh*t had a blog now.

Wrote a lot ‘bout what he ate.

I never understand a single word he said,

But it helped him lose some weight.

And, Lord, he had a mighty lotta weight, 

Sing it…

Jack to the world: 

Llisten boys and girls now

Jack’ll the fittest guy in history

Or at least as fit as he can be.