• Sing “Row Row Row Your Boat” at top of your lungs while doing rowing machine
• Sit down on person’s stomach while they’re doing bench presses
• Leave your tube of cookie dough in the elliptical cupholder
• Tell everyone you meet that your workout gloves are made of human skin
• Jog backwards on the treadmill
• Do pose-downs in front of the mirror for hours at a time
• Stand there tapping your foot and sighing audibly as soon as somebody gets on machine you want
• Wear your “Registered Sex Offender” t-shirt
• Attempt to pay personal trainer with car wash coupons
• Bring a boombox and loudly play non-stop Jimmy Buffet medley
• Tie yoga mats to your arms and run around flapping like a bird, screaming “Look at me! I can fly, bitches!”
LMAO. Thanks for that one this morning!
ReplyDeleteI think doing these things at my gym would make me legendary!
ReplyDeleteYou know, the funny thing is that I do some of these things unintentionally. Next time I go to the gym I will be paranoid. Thank's for creating more problems for me Jack!!! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL Jack. It is funny because it is true. I am lucky enough NOT to do these things but I know some people that do and it annoys the sh*t out of me. x
ReplyDeleteHaha now I know why nobody wants to talk to me at the gym!!
ReplyDeleteHaha, these actually seem like they will be fun to try. Besides, I normally land up just doing the 'celebrity workout', just working the arms and mouth.
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