Stream of Unconsciousness

My buddy Carla Mizfit (actual name: Carla Mizfitstein) challenged me on Twitter to do a stream of consciousness blog post, just talking out my random thoughts and observations while out on a walk. Well, she didn't actually challenge me. Okay, okay... I'm just stealing her idea; give me a freakin' break!

One of the problems I'm having with blogging these days is that the 15 minutes I spend crafting a post really eats into my exercise time.

So I'm just going to take a walk with my trusty iPhone and dictate the health thoughts that pop into my brain while exercising.

Look a squirrel! You know, squirrels stay fit by eating lots of nuts, climbing trees and running away when approached by strangers.

Actually, that squirrel looks kind of fat. Okay, nix that. Don't eat nuts, stay out of trees and give strangers gentle but gracious hugs.

Look at that young man mowing my neighbors lawn. What a great way to get fit while doing something productive. I wonder how much he would charge me to cut my grass?

Well, walks over and so is this blog post. Who says you can't do two things at one time? Actually, I say it all the time. No, Anita. I can't fold dish towels while watching TV; it's too complicated!