• Even if your mom is 90 years old, there's nothing more thoughtful than giving her an entry fee to an Ironman triathlon.
• Give her a bouquet of kettlebells.
• "If Mama Ain't Healthy, Ain't Nobody Healthy" t-shirt.
• Sit on Mom's feet while she does sit-ups.
• Box of egg-white chocolates.
• A good way of telling the woman who gave you the precious gift of life just how much you appreciate her is a new bathroom scale.
• New workout apron.
• Pay me to write a special post incorporating your mother's name into my next "I Like Big Butts" song parody.
THE DAILY SCALEY
Just keep putting one foot in front of the other;
never put one foot in front of the same foot!
(yes, everything's the same as yesterday!)
LOL! Great way to get disowned! :p
ReplyDeleteOh, I got disowned a looooooong time ago...
DeleteI love the accountability. Good or bad weigh-ins, you put it out there. Well done.
ReplyDeleteBecause that's the kind of high-accountability son-of-a-bitch I am!
DeleteThis gave me some good lulz. LOL.,
ReplyDeleteGlad to be there for you, buddy.
DeleteMy mom is particularly fond of me taking her to lunch and letting her know I'll only pay for a salad. Anything else is on her. The way to your mom's heart is through diet and exercise!
ReplyDeleteMy mom knows I only pay for crackers and water...
DeleteI like some of those suggestions! ;-)
ReplyDeleteKeep on keeping on! :-)
I'll def keep keep-on keeping!
Delete"Even if your mom is 90 years old, there's nothing more thoughtful than giving her an entry fee to an Ironman triathlon."
ReplyDeleteAt each of the Run Nassau races I did this year there was a 99 year old woman who finished each one. And she was NOT last either.
These all tips that as long as one remains healthy and fit. I also take a breakfast in every morning. Everything is perfect in this article. I impressed by that.
ReplyDeleteThese all tips that as long as one remains healthy and fit. I also take a breakfast in every morning. Everything is perfect in this article. I impressed by that.
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