A thought occurred to me the other day: why are there so many "fat" jokes and hardly any "fit" jokes?
Such as...
“You so fit that you signed up for
your company's 401K program thinking
that it was a weekend fun run.”
your company's 401K program thinking
that it was a weekend fun run.”
or
“You so fit you served as a pallbearer at a
funeral and told the other pallbearers,
‘You guys can sit down; I got this.’”
funeral and told the other pallbearers,
‘You guys can sit down; I got this.’”
I could do this all day. As a matter of fact... I did....
Check 'em out by heading over to my newest post for my buddies over at Anytime Health. Man, I've really gotten good at making links, haven't I? What? That last one didn't work. Sonofabitch!
THE DAILY SCALEY
I may not be getting the results I want, but I'm not getting
the results I don't want. Wait, does that make any sense?
Really a funny post.
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We definitely need more fit jokes to make up for all the fat jokes going around!
ReplyDeleteNumbers going down are better than up! :-) BE CAREFUL this holiday weekend! ;-)
ReplyDeleteYeah for fit jokes! and yes even .1 down is a good weigh in.
ReplyDeleteYes, it makes sense. The downward trend is what's important. ;-)
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