• If you show a loss, run out and high-five everyone in the house (oh come on... at least put a robe on first!)
• Riverdance on scale
• Put wheels on scale and do weigh in while zooming down that big hill over on Sycamore Avenue
• Paint every toenail a different color like I do
• Hold a couple of lit sparklers during weigh-in, then subtract weight of sparklers (according to my sources, each sparkler weighs five pounds)
• Cover the floor of your entire house with wall-to-wall scales so you keep up with your weight during course of day.
• Play "Mission: Impossible" theme during weigh-in
• Spin like the Tasmanian Devil while weighing in
• Try losing a little weight
THE DAILY SCALEY
Pardon my French but, "C'est bullshit!"
DON'T GIVE UP!!! Jack, personal story 0 getting serious here & your wife may relate... At 54, for years the hormones fight me & I fight on. The 50's SUCK! Really bad fighting me & right now - doing crazy stuff with my weight & body fat & all but I keep fighting. I am doing what I have to do to try to keep the weight under control even though these hormones are pissing me off to no end! I do it all right. I am playing around with calories & types of food I eat & they still fight me - BUT I am NOT GIVING UP!!!! :-)
ReplyDelete:) you always make me LOL Jack! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteThis. Is. Funny.
ReplyDeleteI hope at least toe nail is painted with glitter polish.