Did you make an angel poop its pants??? ;-) The scale can move based on a lot of factors! I can weigh over a pound heavier when I get home from the gym after drinking water like crazy.. when I re-weigh a couple hours later after rest - it is usually down.. Do you weigh same time each day & first thing in morn? Lots of factors so just keep pluggong along. Don't give up!
I would NEVER make an angel poop his pants (there is actually a box of donuts in my breakroom right this very second calling out "Jackie! Jaaaackie!" but I'm ignoring it completely.
I weigh the same time, same place, same scale, same everything. Come to think of it... I think I was wearing my five-lb. gold chain...
I opened my new scale the other day (it was a Christmas present that I just never bothered to open) and the directions say to weigh three hours after getting up in the morning or exercising. That's not going to work for me, but maybe there's something to it. Or maybe your scale's just a bitch.
I already mentioned the defective scale in my doctor's office. There may be a virus going around that has infected your scale. Rub a little Vitamin C on the scale dial and see if that helps.
Maybe you should keep buying new scales until you get one that tells you what you want to hear...and when you do, tell all of the previous scales how they could never hope to be as awesome as your new scale is and how you never really loved them at all and...well, you get the idea.
mine to! Makes no sense how i can do 2 workouts a day 6 days a week eat clean and gain 2 lbs MEH!
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DeleteDid you make an angel poop its pants??? ;-) The scale can move based on a lot of factors! I can weigh over a pound heavier when I get home from the gym after drinking water like crazy.. when I re-weigh a couple hours later after rest - it is usually down.. Do you weigh same time each day & first thing in morn? Lots of factors so just keep pluggong along. Don't give up!
ReplyDeleteI would NEVER make an angel poop his pants (there is actually a box of donuts in my breakroom right this very second calling out "Jackie! Jaaaackie!" but I'm ignoring it completely.
DeleteI weigh the same time, same place, same scale, same everything. Come to think of it... I think I was wearing my five-lb. gold chain...
i agree, scales are evil!
ReplyDeleteThe evilest!
DeleteYour scale and my scale must be twins. :)
ReplyDeleteI say we go to their family reunion and kick everybody's ass!
Deleteyikes. :(
ReplyDeleteThat's what I said.
DeleteOooo...your scale is a bitch!
ReplyDeleteI opened my new scale the other day (it was a Christmas present that I just never bothered to open) and the directions say to weigh three hours after getting up in the morning or exercising. That's not going to work for me, but maybe there's something to it. Or maybe your scale's just a bitch.
It was laughing while I weighed; pretty sure it's a bitch.
DeleteI already mentioned the defective scale in my doctor's office. There may be a virus going around that has infected your scale. Rub a little Vitamin C on the scale dial and see if that helps.
ReplyDeleteHow about I just put it out of its misery? Wouldn't be the first scale I put to pasture...
DeleteLOL, yes that is it. Its a virus. The Mad-scale disease. Bingo!
ReplyDeleteMad-scale disease! I may have to steal that one...
DeleteSucks. Did you eat something salty last night for dinner? Could just be water. Gonna get your sweat on today?
ReplyDeleteSweat gotten on. Check. Did I eat something salty? Oh, crap... salmon with salt sauce. I think that had salt in it!
Deleteyour scale is being a complete asshole.
ReplyDeleteOMG! I ate a donut for the first time in a long time today. It's like a sign...
ReplyDeleteLooks like you are on par to lose 4 lbs tomorrow. ;-)
Maybe you should keep buying new scales until you get one that tells you what you want to hear...and when you do, tell all of the previous scales how they could never hope to be as awesome as your new scale is and how you never really loved them at all and...well, you get the idea.
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