• Eat salad off of it.
• Improve your 5K time by yelling “Anyone who catches me can have this iPad for free!” as you run through park.
• Download app that fills your spirit with motivation and determination.
• Use it to help you consume more H20; each day, you should strive to drink three iPads worth of water.
• An hour’s worth of playing “Angry Birds” can burn up to 3 calories.
• Keep iPad clenched between your teeth from time you finish dinner until bedtime.
• Reward yourself with a new app every time you don’t eat something unhealthy.
• Invent some kind of doohickey that allows you to hook up iPad to bicycle and recharge it my peddling.
• Hire someone to threaten to drop iPad in toilet if you eat a cupcake.
• Sell your iPad and use money to join nearby gym.
Ha ha ha! My cat uses my iPad 2 for exercise. Check her out here: http://adventureswithpemberley.blogspot.com/2012/02/theres-app-for-that.html
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
ReplyDeleteNew app every time I do not eat something unhealthy??? I will have all the apps pretty soon!
ReplyDeleteToo funny..Does that mean that if I have the original Ipad, I will have to work 3xs as hard (I don't even know if that makes sense). Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteMade me smile :) Especially the one about keeping it clenched between your teeth from dinner until bedtime aka my danger zone. If only that worked!
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