I Know a Fat Lady Who Swallowed a Fry

I know a fat lady who swallowed a fry.
I don't know why she swallowed that fry.
Why won’t she try?

I know a fat lady who swallowed hard cider.
It splashed and sloshed and trickled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to wash down the fry.
I don't know why she swallowed that fry.
Why won’t she try?

I know a fat lady who chowed on some bread.
That’s what I said, she chowed on some bread.
She swallowed the bread to go with the cider,
That splashed and sloshed and trickled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to wash down the fry.
I don't know why she swallowed that fry.
Why won’t she try?

I know a fat lady who swallowed a cake,
Goodness sake, she downed a whole cake!
She swallowed the cake right after the bread.
She chowed on the bread to go with the cider,
That splashed and sloshed and trickled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to wash down the fry.
I don't know why she swallowed that fry.
Why won’t she try?

I know a fat lady who swallowed a hot dog.
My, what a hog, to woof down a dog!
She woofed down the dog to chase down the cake,
She took the cake after chowing on bread,
She chowed on the bread to go with the cider,
That splashed and sloshed and trickled inside her,
She swallowed the cider to wash down the fry.
I don't know why she swallowed that fry.
Why won’t she try?

I know a fat lady who swallowed a ham.
Didn’t give a damn, just crammed in that ham!
She crammed the ham like she woofed down the dog.
She woofed down the dog to chase down the cake.
She took the cake after chowing on bread.
She chowed on the bread to go with the cider,
That splashed and sloshed and trickled inside her.
She swallowed the cider to wash down the fry.
I don't know why she swallowed that fry.
Why won’t she try?

I know a fat lady who went on a binge.
It still makes me cringe how she went on that binge.
She went on the binge after cramming the ham.
She crammed the ham like she woofed down the dog.
She woofed down the dog to chase down the cake.
She took the cake after chowing on bread,
She chowed on the bread to go with the cider,
That splashed and sloshed and trickled inside her,
She swallowed the cider to wash down the fry.
I don't know why she swallowed that fry.
Why won’t she try?

I know a fat lady who asked herself “Why?”
I think she’ll try!