Healthy Super Bowl Party Ideas

• Mount big-screen TV on back of pick-up truck and have someone drive it on 10K course while everyone jogs behind

• Figs-in-a-blanket

• Every time team gets a first down, everybody does 10 lunges

• Halftime Zumba

• Salami? No. Kohlrabi? Yes!

• Keg of fresh, cold aqua

• Serve a huge bowl of M&M’s (melons and mangoes)

• Every time announcer says “They have to establish their running game,” everybody has to eat a stalk of celery.

• Move all furniture out of living room and have guests re-enact each play during game

• Football-shaped beet-loaf

• Have each guest predict final score and loss on next weigh-in

• AstroTurf appetizers (wheatgrass on melba toast)

• Instead of chips-n-dip, how’s about prunes-n-prawns?

One last thing: whatever you do, please don’t invite me to your Super Bowl party if you plan on following any of these tips!