• “A week off from exercise will probably be good for me.”
• “Well, I AM on vacation…”
• “Since we’re working late, let’s just order in a pizza…”
• “Well, I hate for it to go to waste…”
• “I can’t really justify that gym membership anymore…”
• “Hey, who brought donuts?”
• “Maybe I’ll just get a small popcorn at the movies…”
• “I’ll just start a new diet on Monday…”
• “Just a little piece… well, maybe not that little… just a bit more…”
• “Maybe I’ll just watch one episode of Mad Men on Netflix on Demand…”
• “A coupon for the all-you-can-eat buffet, you say?”
• “Why not?”
You are so right. I have heard those words so many times.
ReplyDeleteMany of these would be appropriate on tombstones too
ReplyDeleteTRUTH
ReplyDeleteAh yesssssssssssssssss.
ReplyDeleteI've done a majority of all of those in my day. :/
ReplyDeleteHappy new year Jack!
ReplyDeleteI think I have used all of them like one hundred times each. :(
ReplyDeleteI need new excuses. NO I NEED NO EXCUSES.
How about "What do you mean high calorie? There's no calories in liquid."
ReplyDeleteTODAY IS THE DAY - NOW, not later!!! :-)
ReplyDeletelol, so true, so true.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure I have said every one of these things.
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