Who’s there?
Claudette.
Claudette who?
Claudette all the fruitcake!
Nog Nog.
Who’s there?
Julie.
Julie who?
Ju leave any cookies for Santa?
Nog nog.
Who’s there?
Eisenhower.
Eisenhower who?
Eisenhower late for the Christmas party.
Nog nog .
Who's there?
Botany.
Botany who?
Botany of those special flavored coffees at Starbucks yet? They’re yummy!
Nog nog.
Who's there?
Justice.
Justice who?
Justice once I’m going to eat some fruitcake, okay?
Nog nog.
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl try to exercise some during the holidays.
Nog nog.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I say I'm gonna exercise some during the holidays but don't.
Nog nog.
Who's there?
Ice cream soda.
Ice cream soda who?
I SCREAM SODA PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME WISH ‘EM HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Nog nog.
Who’s there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken your stocking and see what you got.
Nog nog.
Who’s there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah partridge in a pear tree!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke under the tree at all those presents!
Nog nog.
Who's there?
Augusta .
Augusta who?
Augusta get back on my diet soon.
Ju leave any cookies for Santa?
ReplyDeleteWhy yes..I did!
Hope you have a wonderful Christmas and great New Year buddy!
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny! Have a wonderful one Jack BUT YES, get right back to it afterward!!! :-)
ReplyDeleteOh Jack, another gem right at Christmas. Thanks for bringing the funny all year long.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to you and your family!
Merry Christmas Jack...Hope you and your wife and daughters have a great one!
ReplyDeleteOh my god Jack this was brilliant. Loved it.
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