Signs You’re Not Giving 100% During Your Workout

• Clothes actually smell better after you’re finished
• You just logged a .5K run
• Personal trainer keeps using you as example of what not to do
• Guy with no arms is bench pressing more than you
• Favorite machine:  ElevatorMaster
• You have to ask somebody which direction to walk on treadmill
• You’re using an inflatable kettlebell
• According to elliptical readout, you almost burned a calorie
• You spend 95% of your workout time “limbering up”
• You rest so long between sit-ups that a nurse walking by starts performing CPR on you
• You carry a water bottle packed with cherry pie filling
• You work out in penny loafers
• Gym nickname:  “Creampuff”
• You leave car running during your workout
• Favorite workout playlist on your iPod is nothing but lullabyes
• Your gluteus never seems to get any less maximus
• Heart rate monitor continuously flatlines
• Your “yoga” is just you sitting Indian-style and working a sudoku puzzle