Holy Sh*t! More Weight-Loss Tips!

• One way to drink more water during the day is to take a lot of pills.

• Cut back on High Fructose Corn-on-the-Cob.

• One cost-effective way to get organic vegetables is to wear dark clothing and have a neighbor with a garden who goes to bed early.

• Try eating underwater.

• Cut out your mid-meal snack.

• Going on a long walk right after dinner can raise your metabolism, burn significant calories and get you out of doing dishes.

• Small changes can reap big benefits; for example, cutting two king-sized Butterfinger bars per day from you diet saves over 5,000 calories per week.

• Drinking just two glasses if wine in the evening can result in a blog post like this one...

Remember, the only
sure way to loose weight
is to eat less, exercise more
and learn to spell.